I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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