Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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