david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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