He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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