No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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