Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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