i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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