He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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