Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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