I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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