OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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