I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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