I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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