Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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