Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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