I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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