Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian. http://tfl.nu/giw2
  Replies (10) Good night (843) Bad night (1053)
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE. http://tfl.nu/0o9o
  Replies (4) Good night (707) Bad night (1869)
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich? http://tfl.nu/e2fw
  Replies (17) Good night (2123) Bad night (1062)
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn

  (952): View more from Minnesota

  what?

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn (952): what? (612): i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn http://tfl.nu/vdma
  Replies (29) Good night (7742) Bad night (844)
• Favorite

  (765): View more from Indiana

  Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (765): Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else. http://tfl.nu/92rk
  Replies (2) Good night (2670) Bad night (609)
• Favorite

  (205): View more from Alabama

  Why does Corona taste like a burp?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (205): Why does Corona taste like a burp? http://tfl.nu/2bn9
  Replies (39) Good night (632) Bad night (3637)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne. http://tfl.nu/0coi
  Replies (22) Good night (4156) Bad night (2174)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ? http://tfl.nu/0iqw
  Replies (11) Good night (4031) Bad night (985)
• Favorite

  (806): View more from Texas

  If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (806): If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut http://tfl.nu/i4w4
  Replies (21) Good night (4802) Bad night (1061)
• Favorite

  (509): View more from Washington

  I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (509): I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job. http://tfl.nu/4wpv
  Replies (10) Good night (3595) Bad night (800)
• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys. http://tfl.nu/1rd4
  Replies (14) Good night (4431) Bad night (1018)
• Favorite

  (906): View more from Michigan

  Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (906): Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too. http://tfl.nu/qk1z
  Replies (10) Good night (1256) Bad night (700)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication http://tfl.nu/j4oj
  Replies (11) Good night (1034) Bad night (568)
• Favorite

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (570): FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed http://tfl.nu/e8xr
  Replies (1) Good night (1009) Bad night (414)
• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?

  (1-810): View more from Michigan

  A safari of penis I hurt to the core

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas? (1-810): A safari of penis I hurt to the core http://tfl.nu/q0bf
  Replies (5) Good night (873) Bad night (479)

Randomize