I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.