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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?

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  haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.

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  ... oops

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications

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• (845): View more from New York

  He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"

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• (716): View more from New York

  I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.

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