Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!