: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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