didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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