can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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