What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Randomize
