my shit smells like andre
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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