i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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