There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Walk of Shame today included voting.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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