I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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