I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
