White coat. Heels.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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