We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Randomize