So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Girls should come with a carfax report
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
