question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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