Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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