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(727): View more from Florida

He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.

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(727): He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course. http://tfl.nu/636t

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(970): View more from Colorado

Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???

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(970): Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas??? http://tfl.nu/mb80

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(859): View more from Kentucky

The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.

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(859): The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know. http://tfl.nu/3jb2

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(540): View more from Virginia

just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping

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(540): just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping http://tfl.nu/3wqg

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(480): View more from Arizona

It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...

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(480): It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless... http://tfl.nu/qugn

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(937): View more from Ohio

she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.

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(937): she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks. http://tfl.nu/kgtb

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(662): View more from Mississippi

We should reintroduce naked Mondays

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(662): We should reintroduce naked Mondays http://tfl.nu/agz2

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(903): View more from Texas

I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.

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(903): I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up. http://tfl.nu/rp3b

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.

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(609): I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound. http://tfl.nu/4n17

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(519): View more from Ontario

It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.

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(519): It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE. http://tfl.nu/hewz

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(563): View more from Iowa

I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?

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(563): I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join? http://tfl.nu/9f19

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home

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(505): I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home http://tfl.nu/ti9z

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(620): View more from Kansas

Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?

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(620): Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face? http://tfl.nu/ela9

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras

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(504): Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras http://tfl.nu/enu7

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(310): View more from California

Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.

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(310): Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me. http://tfl.nu/o0n4

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