Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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