I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I would ride that face into the sunset
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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