the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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