Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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