I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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