her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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