So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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