I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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