Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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