every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
this will be a night to untag.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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