I wish I could punch you in the face.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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