I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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