Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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