ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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