her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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