Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
