I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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