He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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