problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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