i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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