brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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