You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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