her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
