Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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