why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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