Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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