This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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